My observations and my lousy dating experiences had let me to come up with the following notes regarding the behaviour and preferences of the Jordanian Female (i could make it more general and say Arab girl but I'll pass) consider them my top ten:
1- All Girls Love to dance!
Age, education and looks have nothing to do with this factor. They all love to dance. They're all salsa and rumba experts - even though none of them can actually name a single Latino artist (NO! Marc Anthony doesn't count).
2- They like to dress guys up!
All girls like their significant other - or any guy the sea on the street for that matter -to be dressed 'nice'. the more formal your dress code is, the more 'nice' you are. The all time favourite is the black shirt. if you wear dark jeans with a black shirt on then that's it, you hit the jackpot! Guys like me, who always wear shorts and T-shirts the summer, Sweat shirts and Jeans in the winter , Adidas basketball shoes all the way are considered to be 'mbahdal' or not in the 'nice' sub category. They always seem to be attracted to the guys I consider to be either 7afartal, nerds or Bad boy wannabes (see point #9).
3- Women hate facial hair period!
No matter how proud you are of your saksookeh (Goatee) girls don't like it. Mustaches are a big no no. it seems like the only thought they have when they look at your face is: how am I gonna kiss THAT? If your barber shaves yours off by accident don't get in a fight with him, because I can promise you the girls would be soooo happy the following day you'd forget all about what he did.
4- Every Girl is the Center of the Universe!
Whatever topic you try to open, you'll end up discussing them. They are very powerful at diverting conversations into their own benefits. You'd be dissing something and you'll end up apologizing to them, you'd be talking about god and you'll end up stopping them from crying, you'd be talking about work and you'd have to shut it so that you can entertain them with something else. You can't talk about some other girl cause they'll always think you're talking about them.
5- Ambition level is very narrow if existed!
Yeah you could say that some guys share this feature, but it's extremely wide spread in the opposite gender. a simple question like "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" would cause chaos. Some would mumble while they talk and get all depressed, others would go into fairy tales about how they'll rule the world. The most common thing is that most of them is going to be rich and happy ... sadly they don't know - or at least have a game plan - how would that be accomplished.
6- Girls have no hobbies.
Other than shopping or dancing very few girls have REAL hobbies or interests. they make a very dull conversation since they have nothing really to talk about. it's up to us - the guys - to entertain them with our heroic stories and achievements. it seems to me that we are trying to impress all the time while they - besides the make up and the hair due - have little impression to make.
7- Every girl is a wannabe feminist
They all get all worked up when you make a sexist remark - all thought you might be kidding. Every one of them believe deeply in equal rights between the male and the female population all though very little is done on their behalf towards that issue.
8- They have self esteem issue.
When it comes to looks, they are really uncertain about it. with all the money, time and effort they spend on their beauty a single word like "what's wrong? you look weird today?" could send them straight to the toilet trying to fix stuff up! all though they can make a habit of criticizing your looks ("you really should shave" is among my favourites all though it's really none of your business) however, you can never EVER make a comment with a semi equal effect.
9- Apparently, they have no sense of judgement!
They are always attracted to pure ASSHOLES!! yup , the type that will look them straight in the eye and tell them "oh yeah, I'm going to cheat on ya". If you try to warn them about that, you'd get a response "you always make bad judgements about the people i like" or "you don't want to see me happy"! so it's better to shut up about it and let them face the facts by themselves. the painful part however, is that you have to sit through a session of "guys are pigs" "yes i agree" girl discussion. Good guys are all over the place , sweet guys they'll make you live happily ever after; sadly they're not 'attractive' lol
10- Every Girl is a prize to be won!
All though almost every girl will be insulted if you tell her that to her face, the fact is they enjoy seeing guys competing, fighting, giving them gifts, racing, making stupid bets, paying their bills, driving them around ...etc on the false hope to win their heart. The marathon prize doesn't need THIS much effort.
lool no i'm not pissed off, i'm just stating facts here.
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WHAT?? that is soooooo unfair,, hehhe ,, up until now iv'e been silently enjoying every single word on ur blog,, bas halla2 no more ''enjoying'' fa no more ''silently'' .. hehhe..
ok i know for a fact that alot of girls can't dance, im one of them,, w kaman ya doub il wa7ad ylabbes 7alo,,, and goatees are cute (urs is heheh) ..
and girls should be the center of the universe , it comes with the 9 months of pregnancy hehe no bamza7,,, bas inno some attention wouldn't hurt.. as for ambition well ya some girls dont know what their doing kaman 2 minutes but NOT ALL OF THEM... and ull be amazed by the hobbies that some girls have,,, w im not discussing the rest of the points la2inno some of it sadly it true BAS MU 3A KUL IL BANAT ,,w guys aren't that perfect ya3niii,,,
so i guess what im trying to say is that most girls are stupid bas mish kulhomm,,, hmmm am i contradicting what i've been blabbing about?
well anyways .. toz 3alek , hehhe,, w jad i cherish ur blog and amazing mind
yabu yabu ya Rand loool the fact that now i know ur reading will encourage me to write even more.
Before i respond to your comment i'd like you to know one thing, i'm not saying these things out of hate, but actually out of despair. i care for a lot of my female friends and it pains me to see them be like a lot of others and not notice it themselves.
and off course there are always rule breakers, but that doesn't mean that the rule is wrong. people aren't alike, and i'm sure that there are women - you included - that differ thus making them intersting intullectuals.
The main reason behind my writings is to make people think more about themselves, hence judging themselves more instead of judging others.
thank you so much for your comment, and i'd always love to know what yo think.
oh and btw, your comment falls directly under point number 7 ;)
and yeah , guys aren't that perfect, i've dealt with them in previous posts ;)
hahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahah i was hoping that u wouldn't notice that my comment was related to point no. 7 hehehheheheh la22atne hehehe,,,, yabuuuu inta w toz 3aleek ,, hehe ,, w it's a great cause fa khalas bte2dar tet5awwat 3alena hehehe..
you know what, thanks buddy, I never felt so obvoius! I'm not pissed off, I'm just happy that I will always remember this before I say anything infront of you...you can add this one more fact to you're list: "girls always think that their guyfriend is different than other guys, he's not!"
azu, ur taking this way too personal; i was merely discussing the general population; not the rule breakers!
i wasn't saying what i think; sadly i was saying what i obsereved, about people who let me down; who i thought were something and turned out to be something else.
you of all people should know the respect i hold for you.
Meh, I hate dancing
ah common admit it ;)
looooooooooooooool excellent observations...though im the exact opposite of those...i like slopy men, facial hair is a must...ur a man u should have more hair on ur face than me for goodness sake!! i hate dancing..unless ur partick swaze and we're dirty dancing ;) hehe...and where do u see urself in 5 years is a very tricky question, yes some do have ambition or maybe u can call them simple people and want happiness and propably see attaining that is greater than achieving what others would label as real ambition, school, uni, success, but that doesnt mean it isnt real ambition...some might argue that having happiness, love, peace of mind is the greatest of all achievments and ambitions :)
@ anon: thanks for the comment, like i said earlier there are always exceptions to the rule but that doesn't mean that the rule is false ;)
perhaps happiness is the greatest ambition it is , however, just a dream if there's no clear path on how it could be realized :)
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