Every now and then while you're browsing on facebook, you'll come across a guy who's profile picture is something like this:
Everyone has one of those people on their friends list, they're the type that believe that women are drooling over their sexy abs as we speak, little did they know, most women that even bother to enlarge the photo to look at it are secretly laughing their asses off!
in contrast to popular belief, men aren't and can't be sexy! scientifically speaking, women do not possess the visual stimuli that we - guys - do. To elaborate further on this point, if guy sees naked chick = instant boner; on the other hand, girl sees naked guy = instant ewwwwww!!!
the fact that some women say "Muscles drive me wild" isn't actually from a biological standpoint - yes i am being presumptuous but don't sue me, sue Sigmund Freud - it is actually the rules of modern society that more built men are more attractive and therefore sexy, also maybe just because we don't like looking at men with boobs.
Yeah Baby!!
The fact remains that men have two major problems, they have big egos and big libidos. And that will prevent us from ever noticing that we don't have the upper hand in sex, actually women do! If a woman doesn't want to have sex with you there's nothing in the world that you can do to change her mind (except rape, but that's a different issue). However, if a guy tries to say no to a woman and she takes her bra off = instant boner ... even if the guy managed with a power of will to fight off the urges and not have sex with her it would be purely mental because biologically he wanted her ( he would also get a standing ovation from his friends, some of them might kick his ass though).
So guys please put your shirts on you're only embarrassing yourselves, and making our stomachs hurl; and unless you want your homosexual friends to give you some attention, please save us the eye sore.
4 comments:
Man! Common! Now regardless of the subject, did u ask a girl about that?! Not a Jordanian or Arabian! Take Haifa as an example and u will understand what I mean about Arabian women!
And besides, Freud is not a scientist! Psychoanalysis is no science! Psychoanalysis is regarded as a pseudoscience!
The fact that it is popular is only because people find it more dramatic than real psychology which explains our behavior based on how our neurological system and brains are wired!
lol dude actually i didn't need to ask a woman, I've read the Kinsey reports on human sexuality, i don't think you can find them here, try looking them up online they could be very insightful.
i think it's a bit unfair to call psychoanalysis pseudo-science, it's not like it's hypnosis you know ... the whole science of sexology is based on interviews and observations perhaps that's why i might make assumptions as well.
ps: i wouldn't take haifa as an example even if my life depended on it :P
No No! your imagination is totally wrong!.. ask a man!
they show it just to give us "boys" an idea on how their sisters will look when they are topless ;)
excuse my french!
lol an interesting take amr; for the future please make sure that your comments are not offensive to other readers ... yes you are free to insult me as you please.
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